Well, it’s now been six days since our IUI and I’m already wondering how soon I can indulge my pregnancy test obsession. To get my mind off things, I’ve been trying to make my husband laugh and hopefully you too! Plus, earlier this year Dr. Ku shared the results of a study indicating that laughter really can help fertility. So I bring you the top five signs that you’re infertile:
5. You’ve been poked, prodded, and needled just about everywhere.
4. You are intimately familiar with the internal ultrasound wand.
3. When someone tells you they’re on CD28, 11 DPFET, and just got a BFP, you know exactly what they mean.
(Cycle day 28, 11 days past frozen embryo transfer, and just got a big fat positive pregnancy test.)
2. You know how to give yourself a shot in the tush with an 18 gauge needle.
And the top sign that you’re an infertile:
1. You know that the real reason it takes 50 million sperm to get just one fertilized egg is because they won’t ask for directions either!
