You Know You’re Infertile and Trying to Get Pregnant When….

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1. Someone asks you today’s date and you reply with 3 DPO.
2. You have a close, personal relationship with the internal ultrasound wand.
3. You’re addicted to home pregnancy tests and should own stock in the makers of First Response.
4. You know what DPO, HPT, PIO, IUI, IVF, and FET mean.
5. You’ve had enough blood taken for tests to fill a freezer at the Red Cross.
6. You have a shelf in your fridge dedicated to your fertility drugs.
7. When you hear CD, the first thing you think of is cycle day not music.
8. You can recite the first day of your last period faster than your own birthdate.
9. Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are the worst days of the year.
10. You or your spouse have a close personal relationship with a plastic specimen cup!